shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

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drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via my-lotus-mind)