tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

(via lordnudist)

teen-primadonnna:

I’ve always had a taste for older guys and honey let me tell you it’s no surprise.

steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

(via lordnudist)

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via anastasiaeatscities)